My first ever assignment!

During this semester break, I'm thinking about assignments that i had done with it. Suddenly, i was thinking to share my first ever assignment. All of us need to explore about our own cell phone. And of course we need to present about this. i just feel this is kinda funny for me because this is my first time doing an assignment (normally homework) and i put every word that i want to say because in fact, i never stand in front of people to present my work. I'm not sure whether you guys wish to read this long 'talk'. haha. This assignment had been given by our Miss Mariya. *hey, sometimes we like her but sometimes we dont*

"First of all, my name is Shazlan Amirul Hasan. I prefer if you call me Amirul. Ok, no need to waste our expensive time because time is a gold right? Back to the topic. Hand-phone, I believe everyone must have a phone in their pocket, beg or maybe in their hands right now. I can’t accept the statement “I don’t have a phone”. Such a nonsense statement for me. You know, for those that don’t have a phone nowadays, they do not deserve to live in this planet because the earthlings are always looking forward for themselves. I think maybe they should stay in the planet that still using a letter as a long-range communication. The earth, maybe the only one planet that don’t have any blocks to communicate. We can say anything to others only by our fingers. Do you believe that? But we must remember that the first think that we should do before communicating is asking for the phone number. Then we can contact each other as long as your credit in your account. As I said just now, no one in the world that do not use the hand-phone. Means that I am the phone’s user too. Maybe, Blackberry is my phone right now. It is quite good for me. I’ve got it from my sister-in-law. She gave it to me because she has got a new hand-phone from her husband. Forget about it, to answer the question. How do I maximize the use of my hand-phone? The most icon that I’m using from my phone is messaging. Messaging is my favourite icon because I can keep in touch with all of my friends without encountering them. Some people say that I just wasting my time by using this application. Why they said like that? Because time is gold they said. But what do they know? They do not know that messaging and I need each other. I need to use it because I want to get some information from someone or to refuse my stress and the icon needs me because no one will use it unless me. Otherwise, who else is going to use it? No one dare to touch my phone without my permission. Who are you to touch my ‘second wife’? You should know the rules of life. It’s quite cruel but justice."

What i want to say actually if we've been ordered to make a presentation, we dont need to put every single word that we want to say, even worse if you read at the slide. :D